Category Archives: Guest Napper

Guest Napper #149: Sleeping Snackmeister

I have heard about this new phenomenon that’s troubling the younger generation. It’s called “sleep texting” and I doubt I have to explain what that is all about. How horrifying. I mean, I can’t even text when I’m wide awake and in desperate need of sending an urgent message, so doing it in my sleep …

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Guest Napper #148: sNappy Dresser

You know, there is no way I could find this much room in my messy sock drawer. Dang, I can hardly close that monster. Every year, I think “This is the year I’m going to make some room in there!” Instead, I just wear the same three pairs of socks over and over, because who …

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Guest Napper #147: Gravity. It’s the Law

Well, I don’t know about you all, but I think this dude is super excited for Valentine’s Day. Okay, maybe he’s not really conscious, but I do appreciate how lucky he is that his stuffed animal is waiting on the floor to cushion his head when gravity finally wins. I do know it’s sometimes recommended …

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Guest Napper #146: La-Z-Boy

Sometimes, while riding pink vehicles and snuggling your taggies, you just have to kick back in your man chair. Or, as in this case, under it. Hey. A baby’s got to protect the delicate skin from the sun. You don’t want to look like a leather chair at age 60.