Guest Napper #194: Polar Snore-tex

Since we in the mid-Atlantic, apparently, have a Polar Plunge weather system approaching, it seemed appropriate to post this nap. After all, it’s best just to jump into freezing water all at once. Feet-first never pays. Stay warm out there, folks. And make sure you get that last loaf of bread before someone else does.

Guest Napper #150: Computer Crashed

The D.C. area is about to experience SNOWQUESTER, so we’re all battening down the hatches here. Wegmans is like Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, because nobody wants to go through a 24-hour storm without a healthy supply of bananas. Potassium, apparently, is a vital need. Look what happened to Max, after all. You need to eat…