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Guest Napper #119 – Pooped by Pageantry
When I see how this little guy collapsed so near to this cabinet of pageant beauties, I wonder if these dolled-up runway creatures are not modern-day sirens…forcing us all to crash upon the rocks like the doomed sailors of olde. Watch out, Honey Boo Boo fans. Ronan was no match for the glitter. You may …
Stairway to Heaven
One day, I heard William’s talking Little Einstein doll get stuck on repeat, and I knew that a nap was happening. What I didn’t anticipate was the excellent location. Please spare me the shock that I allowed my son to sleep on the steps. I immediately went to the bottom and piled couch …