Stuffed Snooze
As we adults tackle our post-overindulgence dieting resolutions, Cormac simply collapses in defeat over the gastronomical indiscretions of the holidays.*
Exhausted by the excess…
I know. I know. You’re HUNGRY right now. That Lean Cuisine felt like an appetizer. The carrots are boring without dip. Well…think about the red button your jeans are leaving on your stomach (am I revealing too much about myself?) and when that fails to motivate you, remember feeling like this.
Say goodbye to the gluttony.
Just looking out for you, folks. Now wake up and get to the gym.
*There is a small chance this exhaustion was caused by too much harmonica practice. I subscribe to the Tiger Mom method.
- Posted in: Kids ♦ Napping ♦ Parenting ♦ carrots ♦ diet ♦ excess ♦ gluttony ♦ Lean Cuisine ♦ resolution
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