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Guest Napper #199: Dog Food Doze

I’m beginning to feel like the napping habits of America’s youth are going to the dogs. Perhaps our young sir would benefit from more of that organic spinach in the cart? He seems to not have the fortitude to make it through this club store trip.  Things must have gotten a little ruff. Rut row. …

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Guest Napper #197: Sibling Save

It’s not like we’ve never had a cart nap before. It’s not like we’ve never had a sibling cart nap before. However, you gotta love how this older brother is totally in the zone of RESPECT THE NAP. Personally, I’d buy this kid whatever raft of sugary cereal he wanted on this trip to Costco, …

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Guest Napper #154: Checked Out

When I saw this cart nap, I had one thought: I hope she doesn’t need to get an economy-sized raft of toilet paper. Come to think of it, this is a great way to avoid spending too much. What can she possibly fit in here? We should all borrow a napping child when we go …

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Guest Napper #131: Wholly Wiped Out

Yotam has had a rough day. If my experiences with curly Cormac are any indication, I suspect he had to suffer through exactly ten strangers touching his gorgeous locks in Whole Foods. And then mom took too long deciding between the organic produce and the organic produce and the organic…well, you know…he probably didn’t get …

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