Guest Napper #55: SHHHH! I’m Shopping!

I just got back from Wegmans. At 9 a.m., the entire produce section was like a piranha feeding frenzy. The olive bar resembled a game of Duck, Duck, Goose, with patrons circling the kalamatas like anxious predators. Tense shoppers parked their carts in gridlocked spots around the cheese island, looking like they need a Valium…

Cuddly Cartnap (you heard me!)

It’s nothing special to pull off a catnap. But what about a cartnap? How about a tandem cartnap? I’ve been hearing a lot about the Black Friday madness going on out there, and I think people just need to chill out. ¬†Clearly, my boys agree with me. ¬†In fact, they see no reason not to…