Before I had children, I just knew they’d have perfect manners. Now I see the mockery they have made of my parenting dreams. No food on the floor?
No shoes on the couch?
And then there’s his brother, who only sleeps on floors and ottomans…where your feet are SUPPOSED to go.
He’s just settling in here. You can see he cracked an eye at me as I snapped the photo. And he’s probably thinking…WINNING! I flout your household rules once more!
Here’s to well-trained children.