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Guest Nappers #203 and 204: Positraction
Don’t you hate it how your kids never behave for you, and then they’re just perfect angels for NANA? Because we all know children are sweetest when they’re asleep. Jeannette from Mommy Needs a Martini sent me this infuriating photo of her children, who seem to have walked through their Nana’s door and instantly and …
Guest Napper #107 – Cold, Hard Tile
It’s been so hot and muggy that a four-season girl like myself could just melt into a wailing puddle of misery on the asphalt. On the other hand, this tile is looking extremely inviting right now. Can’t you just feel its cool comfort on your cheek? Bless this tired little guy and his comfy camp …
Breakin’ the Law
I guess, after all this time and all these naps, you’re just going to yawn when you see this and say, “Oh, Cormac is on the floor AGAIN.” And, it’s true, naps on the floor are nothing new at my house. Here we see your typical snore on the floor. Knowing our middle school science, …
Mocking Mom
Before I had children, I just knew they’d have perfect manners. Now I see the mockery they have made of my parenting dreams. No food on the floor? Laughable. Pick up your toys? Comical. No shoes on the couch? And then there’s his brother, who only sleeps on floors and ottomans…where your feet are SUPPOSED …